So, I decided to give vi a try. You know, broaden my horizons, embrace the minimalism, feel the pain of the common folk.
It started well enough—I typed vi hello.txt and was greeted with a cryptic silence. No toolbar. No menu. No syntax highlighting. No welcome message. Just… emptiness. It felt less like opening a text editor and more like booting into a black hole.
I tried to type. Nothing happened.
I pressed every key. Suddenly I was deleting lines, opening new files, and (I think?) emailing Richard Stallman a pizza emoji.
I panicked and tried to quit. :q didn’t work. :q! kind of worked. Then I accidentally saved my empty buffer with :wq, overwriting the file with the digital equivalent of a blank stare.
After 10 minutes, I managed to exit vi and opened Emacs to calm myself down. It greeted me like an old friend, complete with colors, warmth, and a fully operational Turing-complete Lisp machine inside.
I now keep a Post-it on my monitor:
“Friends don’t let friends use vi.”
(But seriously, if you love vi, that’s cool. We all make mistakes.)
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